WHAT AM I DOING I'm doing babbies ok

[icequeen_aran]

once upon a time samus got teen pragnant but it was the wrong falcon...

They say having a baby is like having a tiny miracle, and this couldn't be more true for this particular bounty hunting duo, in this particular time and this particular place of things that might otherwise never be.

This being Samus in roughly her fourth month, having gone through the unpleasantries of headaches, vomiting, mood swings, tender tits, and enough fatigue to even tire her and her unusual stamina out. She could trade that in for a moderate bulge that she didn't think was as cumbersome as it actually was, and persistent nosebleeds she didn't notice until she accidentally brushed her hands against her face and saw red where it shouldn't be. Oh.

All of these symptoms were shortcomings and not any of which she wanted to admit anytime soon. Something amazing was happening inside of her, something really amazing her and Falcon created together, but she still believed that shouldn't limit her from doing what she could usually do. She was Samus Aran and if she could save the universe time and time again she could certainly take care of her own child.

...Including and not limited to trying to reach the damn jar of nutella who the hell put it so high up there in the first place? There was an entire firehouse full of shelves for the Vertically Challenged and it had to be all the way up there. She was FAMISHED...